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Learn to laugh at yourself ...
For a lifetime of free entertainment! |
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. |
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Some people can’t find Jesus for the same reason a thief cannot find a policeman.
Adrian Rogers |
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Life is too short to drink bad wine |
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind. |
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. |
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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth. |
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Women must work twice as hard as men
in order to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult. |
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Lord help me be the person my cat thinks I am! |
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I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me |
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Never eat more than you can lift |
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If life gives you scraps ... make quilts! |
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A Bad Day Fishing is Better Than a Good Day Working. |
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Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am! |
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Dear Lord, if you can't make me skinny, please make my friends fat |
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do |
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Eat Dessert First |
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I'm too busy to be organized. |
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. |
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Crafts Are Cheaper Than Therapy |
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Never trust a skinny cook. |
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I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he wouldn't trust me so much. Mother Teresa |
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Do not fight with Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. |
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot. - unknown |
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No man has been shot while doing the dishes. |
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday |
